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Joey King of The Kissing Booth takes center stage and does her best (which isn't all that great) with the anachronistic dialogue written by a 50 year old man trying his best to capture the spirit of high school aged girls. It's an utter waste of scream queen Annalise Basso who goes missing within the first 15 minutes despite her being the actress with the most credentials. Yet it not only fails to tell a compelling story in any regard to its ill-timed and criminally (literally) insensitive boogieman, but it also fails to deliver in the already lazy formula it is reliant upon. Month by month we see shitty jump-scare horrors all as indistinguishable from one to the next, promising some transient thrills with boring, boring, BANG dynamics. Sony Pictures announced a Slender Man film in May of. Also, it somehow fails to meet even the criteria of a film genre that has already relegated itself to lower than substandard expectations. However, the film was removed from the web in April 2013 due to a copyright issue.

It's certainly a recording of actors talking and moving, but Slender Man lacks any pretense of artistic expression. Technically speaking, this might not fully qualify as a movie. "Like a computer virus that infects your hard drive, but instead of your hard drive it's your brain!"